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Who is Cedrik?
Monday, January 09, 2006
A man? A bot released into the internet by accident? The spirits of all the dead quake players from eastern europe (thousands of them)? An amalgam of all the bits of code leaked from poorly made servers and custom maps, a veritable ghost in the machine?

YES.

Cedrik is known as the greatest Q3 player, who never wins or plays. His strength is ultra nightmare, his ping is 999 (if the game could report higher pings, it would probably be between 2,400 and 15 minutes; thats right, he is already gone by the time you see him). Cedrik uses cadavre and cadavre clown skins. Cedrik is the king of the noobs, and is CEO of the POO clan. It is a free clan.


In many ways, cedrik has a winning strategy: watch and remember. When Quake 3 ends, around the year 2010, Cedrik will play one final game VS INDIANA JONES COOL. He will destroy everything. He will score points by destroying walls and parts of the map. He will own so badly, that the space time continuum will be embarrassed for us and have to look away.
posted by High Power Rocketry @ Monday, January 09, 2006  
6 Comments:
  • At 1/10/06, 4:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Cedrik is a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a natural lambskin condom.

     
  • At 1/11/06, 6:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    one more thing, you forgot to mention that the final battle will take place vs INDIANAJONESCOOL, and will decide the fate of the universe.

     
  • At 1/12/06, 6:54 AM, Blogger R2K said…

    Haah, guess what... I was just playing with the guy who used to be INDIANAJONESCOOL.

    He is in a decent clan now that runs a good DM server. He is the oldest player I know still playing, from at least 1999.

     
  • At 1/12/06, 12:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    you got an IP on this server?

     
  • At 1/12/06, 1:59 PM, Blogger R2K said…

    I can send you them all

     
  • At 1/24/06, 9:46 AM, Blogger Zubalove said…

    Dude,
    Q3 is soooooooo 1990s.

    Anyway, anyone up for a game of Starcraft or Deus Ex?

     
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