| What to do in case you miss the rapture
| Wednesday, November 01, 2006
And just think: only one day before I got this information, I had the "I love Satan, Lesbians" tat inked up across my back. DAMN YOU MIAMI INK! DAMN YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!
|posted by High Power Rocketry @ Wednesday, November 01, 2006
If you miss the Rapture, consider yourself blessed.
666 VISA? My mother has a Visa card and it has never betrayed her or started speaking in tongues during the night.
Motorola Evo MX10
Display Type : TFT Touchscreen 16 million colors
Display Size : 2.5" inches, 240 x 320 pixels
Second external 1.4” 128X108 pixels 65.5k colors STN LCD display
Dual rotational LCD display screens
Camera : 5.1 megapixel resolutions 2560x1920 pixels auto-focus digital camera with video recorder, self-timer and night mode functions and 3X optical zoom/5X digital zoom function with xenon flash.
Secondary video call VGA camera
AM/FM radio with RDS
Support DMB (Digital Multimedia Broadcasting)
MOD (Music On Demand) and VOD (Video On Demand)
A-GPS with location API
Touch sensor keys
Downloadable logos and ring tones.
TTS (Text-To-Speech) function
Screensavers and wallpapers
Java MIDP 2.0
Adjustable menu, shortcuts
Languages Supported: English, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Spanish
Hearing aid compatible
Form factor : Flip/Clamshell
Weight: 145 g
Dimensions: 98 x 51 x 24mm
CDMA: 800 / 1900
Two-way instant messaging
SMS, EMS, MMS, Email
4096 MB (built-in, shared flash memory)
External memory : TransFlash / microSD up to 2048 MB
Phonebook entry : 2000, picture ID.
Multiple numbers per entry
Call records : 100 dialed, 100 received, 100 missed calls
Ringing Tones and Call Management
Ringtones Type : Polyphonic (72 channels), MP3
custom ringtones : supports MIDI, QCP, WAV formats
Voice dialing : speaker-independent / plus speech-to-text dictation and text-to-speech
Built-in handsfree speakerphone
CDMA2000 1xRTT / CDMA2000 1xEV-DO
Wi-Fi Wireless LAN
USB port v2.0
Browser Software: WAP 2.0/xHTML
Organization and Extras
Advanced calculator plus currency converter
Business card exchange
Games : pre-loaded + Java downloadable games
Battery type: Standard battery, Li-Ion
Standby time: 360 hours
Talk time : 7.5 hours
Haha that sluts page is gone now. What a waste of time, he got ZERO dollars.
Ahhh... I get stuff like this at my door all the time.
I got this brochure that said: Save yourself from false religion. It had this picture of this woman on a creature with seven heads. Then... in the next picture she was dead... on the ground and the creature was eating her. So yeah... I stopped reading after that.
& I saw these missionaries... and I was such a lost child I didn't know they were missionaries. I thought they were good looking british exchange students who were trying to hit on me. But then after asking me how I was they were all like... "Have you ever seen missionaries like us before?"
"uh. No I have to catch the bus."
Wow... I'm rambling. I'll stop now.
You don't need that tat. There's always a devil in everyone. Just a question of how big. ;)
alrighty. whatever you say.
Don't get mad when your page is flooded though. :) heh.
Seems like the thing to say, is...
The devil? he closed up hell and moved up here a long time ago...
Hahaha, good to know it now 'cause I wanted a tattoo in my fingers =p
Thankx for visiting my site, you're welcome there anytime.
P. D. By the way, your blog about Bono and Brian Pepper maked me laugh a lot.
:))) been punished so kind of late:)
I got to enlarge the pic a bit and read it all.
Over here some people have placed a cart next to the road spreading the word of the end of the world. Funny thing is..they do this almost every year (or every 2 years) and still people fall for it..tsss.
btw..I saw the movie Veronica Guerin. Very very very impressive. I've got to watch it again, listen to the music a couple of times more and then I'll update on the OST. Thanks for pointing this one out :D
hi Alex, welcome to my new blog nature photos... what about link exchange? let me know...
According to Blogger you left a comment on my blog, Bloody Nib. When I looked, nothing.Did you leave a comment or did you not? Whether you agree with me or not, I'd be interested in your comments.
I looked over your blog and found it interesting. It's not quite my thing, but I'm more than twice as old as you and when I got my last tattoo tattoos were considered scandalous, not derigeur.
Whether or not you agree with my rants, it really doesn't matter. We live in the US and can disagree and call each other bad names without the government coming down on either of us even if you are from New York instead of the West. That's a joke.
Best wishes and Christian love to you and yours.
wow i can proudly say that this is the most aweful christian bull shit i have read in a LOOOONG time.
i feel ashamed to say that this example of christian ghetto is actually connected to Jesus...
thanks for stoping by my blog. you are welcome anytime. we have some fun diologing about faith and stuff but i often find it really one sided - ie. christian. your welcome anytime ... if you ever want to throw a curveball at the madness let me know..
that devil picture is weird btw. - i love how the visa embodies the chest, and how if he were to sit down on the vatican for a few seconds Rome might give him some hernia issues. HA!
I never get this shit sent to me ?! Its good for two things, giggling and constipation.
I enlarged the pic and read it. I noticed they said to beware someone who comes with two fingers pointing up (the sign of the bowman). I've only ever seen two peoples make that sign, popes and boyscouts. I will surely beware of both from here on out, lol.
OH, NOES!!!1!!111 MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER WILL HAVE 666 ATTACHED TO IT111!!
Thank you, Jeffro, for leaving my link up. Your reaction to my article is quite common. The Secret Rapture soon! Within months, if not years, by my hand, we will be in the post apocalyptic world of 'Jericho' on TV! Stay tuned!