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What to do in case you miss the rapture
Wednesday, November 01, 2006

And just think: only one day before I got this information, I had the "I love Satan, Lesbians" tat inked up across my back. DAMN YOU MIAMI INK! DAMN YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!
posted by High Power Rocketry @ Wednesday, November 01, 2006  
22 Comments:
  • At 11/1/06, 12:25 PM, Blogger sammyray said…

    If you miss the Rapture, consider yourself blessed.

     
  • At 11/1/06, 2:01 PM, Blogger laurie said…

    hi

     
  • At 11/1/06, 8:05 PM, Blogger Woozie said…

    666 VISA? My mother has a Visa card and it has never betrayed her or started speaking in tongues during the night.

     
  • At 11/1/06, 8:39 PM, Blogger TechTom said…

    Motorola Evo MX10

    General Features

    Display Type : TFT Touchscreen 16 million colors
    Display Size : 2.5" inches, 240 x 320 pixels
    Second external 1.4” 128X108 pixels 65.5k colors STN LCD display
    Dual rotational LCD display screens
    Camera : 5.1 megapixel resolutions 2560x1920 pixels auto-focus digital camera with video recorder, self-timer and night mode functions and 3X optical zoom/5X digital zoom function with xenon flash.
    Secondary video call VGA camera
    Video telephony
    Video Streaming
    MP3/AAC/video player
    AM/FM radio with RDS
    Support DMB (Digital Multimedia Broadcasting)
    MOD (Music On Demand) and VOD (Video On Demand)
    A-GPS with location API
    Touch sensor keys
    Downloadable logos and ring tones.
    3D animations
    TTS (Text-To-Speech) function
    Document viewer
    e-book
    PC out
    Photo album
    Photo editor
    Screensavers and wallpapers
    Java MIDP 2.0
    Adjustable menu, shortcuts
    Languages Supported: English, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Spanish
    Hearing aid compatible
    Form factor : Flip/Clamshell

    Size

    Weight: 145 g
    Dimensions: 98 x 51 x 24mm

    Network

    CDMA: 800 / 1900

    Messaging

    iTap
    Two-way instant messaging
    SMS, EMS, MMS, Email

    Memory

    4096 MB (built-in, shared flash memory)
    External memory : TransFlash / microSD up to 2048 MB
    Phonebook entry : 2000, picture ID.
    Callers group
    Multiple numbers per entry
    Call records : 100 dialed, 100 received, 100 missed calls

    Ringing Tones and Call Management

    Ringtones Type : Polyphonic (72 channels), MP3
    Ringtone download
    custom ringtones : supports MIDI, QCP, WAV formats
    Ringer id
    Picture id
    custom graphics
    In-phone vibration
    Voice command
    Voice dialing : speaker-independent / plus speech-to-text dictation and text-to-speech
    Voice memo
    Built-in handsfree speakerphone

    Connectivity

    Bluetooth v2.0
    CDMA2000 1xRTT / CDMA2000 1xEV-DO
    BREW 2.1.3
    Wi-Fi Wireless LAN
    PC sync
    USB port v2.0
    syncML
    Infrared port
    Browser Software: WAP 2.0/xHTML

    Organization and Extras

    Alarm clock
    Calendar
    Photo album
    Organiser
    Memo
    Advanced calculator plus currency converter
    World clock
    Stopwatch
    Business card exchange
    English dictionary
    Sound recorder
    Games : pre-loaded + Java downloadable games
    Scheduler
    To-do list

    Power Management

    Battery type: Standard battery, Li-Ion
    Standby time: 360 hours
    Talk time : 7.5 hours

     
  • At 11/1/06, 10:15 PM, Blogger R2K said…

    Haha that sluts page is gone now. What a waste of time, he got ZERO dollars.

     
  • At 11/1/06, 10:18 PM, Blogger drëâmè® said…

    Ahhh... I get stuff like this at my door all the time.

    I got this brochure that said: Save yourself from false religion. It had this picture of this woman on a creature with seven heads. Then... in the next picture she was dead... on the ground and the creature was eating her. So yeah... I stopped reading after that.

    & I saw these missionaries... and I was such a lost child I didn't know they were missionaries. I thought they were good looking british exchange students who were trying to hit on me. But then after asking me how I was they were all like... "Have you ever seen missionaries like us before?"

    "uh. No I have to catch the bus."

    Wow... I'm rambling. I'll stop now.

     
  • At 11/2/06, 12:38 AM, Blogger Deepak Gopi said…

    Hi:)

     
  • At 11/2/06, 7:57 AM, Blogger Vengelyne said…

    You don't need that tat. There's always a devil in everyone. Just a question of how big. ;)

     
  • At 11/2/06, 10:22 PM, Blogger drëâmè® said…

    alrighty. whatever you say.

    Don't get mad when your page is flooded though. :) heh.

    mahalo,
    Sahar

     
  • At 11/2/06, 10:29 PM, Blogger Fred said…

    Seems like the thing to say, is...

    hi.

     
  • At 11/3/06, 4:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The devil? he closed up hell and moved up here a long time ago...

     
  • At 11/3/06, 11:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hahaha, good to know it now 'cause I wanted a tattoo in my fingers =p

    Thankx for visiting my site, you're welcome there anytime.

    Dark Greetings!


    P. D. By the way, your blog about Bono and Brian Pepper maked me laugh a lot.

     
  • At 11/4/06, 4:30 AM, Blogger one ben bir sey said…

    :))) been punished so kind of late:)

     
  • At 11/4/06, 4:54 AM, Blogger Arjan said…

    I got to enlarge the pic a bit and read it all.
    Over here some people have placed a cart next to the road spreading the word of the end of the world. Funny thing is..they do this almost every year (or every 2 years) and still people fall for it..tsss.

    btw..I saw the movie Veronica Guerin. Very very very impressive. I've got to watch it again, listen to the music a couple of times more and then I'll update on the OST. Thanks for pointing this one out :D

     
  • At 11/4/06, 5:37 AM, Blogger Lae said…

    hi Alex, welcome to my new blog nature photos... what about link exchange? let me know...

     
  • At 11/4/06, 10:01 PM, Blogger Hitz said…

    R2K,
    According to Blogger you left a comment on my blog, Bloody Nib. When I looked, nothing.Did you leave a comment or did you not? Whether you agree with me or not, I'd be interested in your comments.
    I looked over your blog and found it interesting. It's not quite my thing, but I'm more than twice as old as you and when I got my last tattoo tattoos were considered scandalous, not derigeur.
    Whether or not you agree with my rants, it really doesn't matter. We live in the US and can disagree and call each other bad names without the government coming down on either of us even if you are from New York instead of the West. That's a joke.
    Best wishes and Christian love to you and yours.

     
  • At 11/5/06, 8:33 AM, Blogger Secret Rapture said…

    My inaugural address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions!
    Read My Inaugural Address
    My Site=http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman

     
  • At 11/6/06, 1:46 PM, Blogger jeffro said…

    wow i can proudly say that this is the most aweful christian bull shit i have read in a LOOOONG time.
    i feel ashamed to say that this example of christian ghetto is actually connected to Jesus...

    thanks for stoping by my blog. you are welcome anytime. we have some fun diologing about faith and stuff but i often find it really one sided - ie. christian. your welcome anytime ... if you ever want to throw a curveball at the madness let me know..
    anyways. ttyl.
    jef.

    that devil picture is weird btw. - i love how the visa embodies the chest, and how if he were to sit down on the vatican for a few seconds Rome might give him some hernia issues. HA!

     
  • At 11/8/06, 6:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I never get this shit sent to me ?! Its good for two things, giggling and constipation.

     
  • At 11/8/06, 12:27 PM, Blogger Horus said…

    I enlarged the pic and read it. I noticed they said to beware someone who comes with two fingers pointing up (the sign of the bowman). I've only ever seen two peoples make that sign, popes and boyscouts. I will surely beware of both from here on out, lol.

     
  • At 11/27/06, 10:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    OH, NOES!!!1!!111 MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER WILL HAVE 666 ATTACHED TO IT111!!

     
  • At 2/7/07, 8:16 AM, Blogger Secret Rapture said…

    Thank you, Jeffro, for leaving my link up. Your reaction to my article is quite common. The Secret Rapture soon! Within months, if not years, by my hand, we will be in the post apocalyptic world of 'Jericho' on TV! Stay tuned!

     
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