This is hardly spectacular...
Those eggs are just floating on the fluff.
Mmm fish balls. Love any food in the ball format. Lowest surface area to volume ratio... easy to roll off the plate and into your morbidly obese mouth...
Italian style! With red sauce. Looks like a burn victim.
This has to be the low end of the set. Limp, bruised celery is as palatable as feces. And now it also comes in log form!
What no crab juice? Either this is human meat from a white dude, or it is a dish that can trace its origins back to the Caucasus region. Probably tastes good.