A pasty white fairy with a southern flare.
What what!?! Ooo kaay! This is the actual Little John while he was still going by his given name: Slims Huxtable.
The slime on the lens, the preggor 18 year old, and the hand on the ass. This is how you build a solid foundation of class.
The "Thinker" of the 21st century: "Pondering D-bag."