517 - Sham Ow... (Adult content)
Sunday, May 17, 2009

"APRIL 8--In what we promise will be the final installment of the ShamWow Chronicles, on the following pages you will find a selection of police evidence photos memorializing the recent bloody battle between TV pitchman Vince Shlomi and a Miami hooker. As you've likely heard, the ShamWow chieftain, 44, paid Sasha Harris $1000 for "straight sex," which was to occur in Shlomi's $750-a-night room at the lavish Setai hotel. But things went sideways when, according to an account Shlomi gave cops, he kissed the 26-year-old Harris, who responded by biting his tongue and not letting go. Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. He then went to the hotel's lobby, where security called cops. A Miami Beach Police Department Crime Scene unit also arrived at the Setai to photograph the aftermath of the February 7 brawl, which left blood on the hotel room's walls, floor, door, phone, bed, and towels. Cops were also dispatched to the Mount Sinai Medical Center to photograph Shlomi and Harris, who were being treated for their injuries (both were handcuffed to hospital beds since they had been arrested for felony battery). Prosecutors subsequently decided not to pursue charges against either combatant."

- From the Smoking Gun

One quick question: Why would you buy any product with "Sham" in the name?
posted by High Power Rocketry @ Sunday, May 17, 2009  
  • At 5/17/09, 1:12 PM, Blogger atma atom said…

    This is too much!

    Come to the I Congress of Synchronization with the planet earth:

    June 6th and 7th in Lisbon


    See you soon.

  • At 5/17/09, 1:16 PM, Anonymous DamnThatHoBitMe! said…

    A single ShamWoW could could clean that bloody mess up with extreme ease.

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