"Bacon you are so good
But you're also oh so fatty
I could use you to comb my hair
So it would not be so matty
I love the way you smell and taste
I like to stuff you in my face
Oh my lovely bacon
Please tell me that you're not taken
I love you so much I would marry you
Please won't you listen to my woes?
I love to eat you every day
And when I eat you I always say
BACON IS YUMMY!"